December 2009
If I had watched Party of Five, I would have realized that Jack from LOST was on it…
.@achura I’m also a puny elephant who likes to steal Bill Cosby!
I don’t believe in fortune telling, but I believe in this! http://tr.im/HRbc (from http://tr.im/HRbd) #rofl
workin late at work and missing my roomie’s dinner party at my apartment. gotta get home!
welcome to the department of redundancy department, GG!
I love giving gifts, but NOT on a time table! Damn you, Christmas!
Why is it that when ppl don’t agree with a POV, they deem it an “agenda”?
Using modern science to verify the mythological babble written in the iron age? Good ol’ Dinesh D’Souza *snark*
“Get 0bama the Hell out of the White House!” = facebook group that has to suck it up for 3 more years and sod off
Another great atheist meetup. damn it sucks to sit on the end though!
RT @lesjenkins: I haz a lotto ticket. I can haz $118 million? // ceiling cat sez nuuuuu
RT @CS999: How did our girlfriends send us risqué photos before cell phones? <3 technology // hellooo scanners! ;)
insert naughty mood here.
Everyday joys: cracking your neck, hitting all the green lights, catching a mistake before someone else does, free food
RT @EpicMcLovin: RT @godlessgirl insert naughty mood here. // Oh baby! // no bebehs please! kthx.
If I didn’t have to use my email to sign in to youtube, my email wouldn’t sign me out all the time! #firstworldproblems
i hate it when my tweets only make sense to *me* because I’m a doltface. :P
Just heard Oral Roberts died today. There’s a joke around here about his first name, but I’m not sniffin’ it ;)
How to have a good get together: don’t clean when you should be hanging out. This is such a huge pet peeve of mine!
Confession: I don’t think I’m living life to the fullest even though I know this is all the life I can get. le sigh.
Who’s afraid of the big bad wolf?
Ladies: how tough/firm/strong/dainty/limp/ladylike is your handshake?
Missing you, @biteful! Happy birthday, lovely lady!
RT @nonstampNSC: I just showed a pic of Jesus to some students. One says, “Oh, it’s a god,” , and another said “Oh, it’s a ninja”.
How many of you who do *not* live by Chicago have had true Chicago-style pizza? http://tr.im/HEKt
Side/stomach sleepers: any pillow recommendations?
Boomdayada! RT @keeponrunning: I love xkcd http://bit.ly/2d4tdP
RT @TheDarlaShow: Question : Do you believe…’When you meet the right person, you just KNOW that they’re the one?//no, that’s irrational
shitshitshit the great gift idea i had can’t be shipped internationally! #amazonfail
Today @ GodlessGirl: Tis the Season for Giving… to the Right People http://ow.ly/169CeJ
Stumbled onto the pilot for “Caprica”. hmmm…
Hand warmers in place, I can now smack myself in the head without doing much damage ;)
Recovering from being sick quickly /= miracle! #atheism
New blog! Tis the Season for Giving… to the Right People http://tr.im/HC20
Tis the Season for Giving… to the Right People →
One positive aspect of the December holiday season is an increased awareness and practice of altruism and general good will. I admit I get the warm fuzzies when Christmas nears and feel…
Totally in love with file storage/sharing wonder @Dropbox. 2GB account is free! http://bit.ly/8gKs6L #musthave
#postsecret of the week: “3 words upset me: ‘it’s god’s will’” http://ow.ly/LWH6 And as well they should. #atheism
truth! RT @scott_hurst: An atheist is considered ‘militant’ for doing/saying far less than would earn the badge ‘evangelical’ for a Xtian.
OMG series finale of Monk!! Watching it now. I’m going to miss this show :(
Tweeps: What’s the board game that you’re best at? I think Balderdash is my “always win” game.
tip: don’t burn incense in a small bedroom. holy cow, the headache…
Thanks for the video! RT @askegg: Why you shouldn’t give to the Salvation Army. http://3.ly/rxQ #atheism #gay #lgbt (via @ZJemptv)
I rated a YouTube video (5 out of 5 stars) — Before you give to the Salvation Army http://bit.ly/4ZhZuA
What if it turns out that Mr. Fundy, Jack Chick, was just being ironic? #wishfulthinking
RT @Lauruhhpalooza: Children: DO NOT WANT http://tr.im/HssT // lol Childfree folks crack me up. I don’t want them either though :P
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heathen confession: I still love the Christmas songs with biblical themes #atheism
Free holiday music (20 songs!) at iTunes limited time only http://tr.im/HrbG
RT @scott_hurst: I just superglued my wedding ring on. Not exactly where I wanted that glue to go. // your wife loves it though, right? ;)
oh zeus, this breakfast was aaammaaazziinngg. FOODGASM