OK I admit it. I want a Nook http://ow.ly/vMpn #books #gadgets
Totally anti-intuitive view of twitter via Digsby. New stuff on the *bottom*? :(
Trying Twitter vis Digsby
Latisse=bullhockey. Grow lashes @ normal rate (8 weeks) & risk skin darkening, iris pigmentation. ~$120/mo! Buy some damn mascara!
Hi coworker. Typing out complicated explanations via IM is very annoying. Why can’t you use the phone??
It’s not even grammatically correct! Many are good God, eh? RT @americnhumanist: Look what they did to our sign!!! http://bit.ly/3muGy6
lol RT @DarlaV There’s probably no god, but that doesn’t mean I’m going to shoplift…after all…Santa’s watching. #nogod #atheism
I hope all of you are well! Good morning.
Tweeps: would you rather work in a cubicle or have everyone in one big open room?
so @tapps how many computers do you own at the present time? :)
My man is laughing at the 27” iMac price. Yes love, you can make me a hackintosh with THAT screen kthxbai
Ah Christian love ;) RT @PrttyBella: All #nogod supporters shouldve been ABORTED & im against it but ima have 2 do an exception #GOODISGOOD!
The new iMac is sex. GODDAYUM my 24” iMac is humping itself as I watch the intro video
as a kid I used to pretend Canada Dry was beer.
Wow, now that’s an insult :D “Pain-mongering prick who suckles at the stone-cold teat of the rotting corpse of capitalism” http://ow.ly/vx4w
I subscribed to TheoreticalBullshit’s channel on YouTube http://bit.ly/156v1n
Questions for God and some fascinating answers from Christians http://ow.ly/vwog #atheism
Song of Solomon 1:13 “My luver beez like teh sack of catnip I put between mah brestes. I want him der.” // The Word of Ceiling Cat.
Song of Solomon 1:10 “Ur cheekz are teh shiny wit shiny thingz like pomehgranitz. Ur neck is wit strings of jewelz, en I play wit dem.”
I’ve got a sudden urge to listen to an old worship song from my childhood.
Tweeps: how many of you follow your fav websites/blogs on facebook?
.@AtheistinWA amusing, isn’t it? No Dionysus, Know Peace! lol
thanks, it’s not hard RT @sirens_wail @godlessgirl must be hard thnkn that when you die everything will be over. God bless u. He loves u.
.@Ollie_Miles MarioSpam lol don’t you know we atheists eat babies, worship satan, and have no morals? ^_^
MT @Ollie_Miles atheism is highly arrogant though//your issue is with Strong Atheism, not Weak Atheism.
GG needs some big time cuddles. Long distance suuuucks!
Tweeps! How long has it been since you’ve gotten a great, meaningful hug from someone not related or romantically attached to you?
RT @oinonio: @godlessgirl if star trek can split infinitives, so can you. #awesometweetoftheday
crap, how am i going to get up in 3.5 hours? *fail*
Is it “makes up shit” or “makes shit up”? I think the latter is a split infinitive or something, right?
Benny Hinn was just featured on Nightline. OMG the gold digger was in fine form tonight!
RT @Lauruhhpalooza:”Thank Intelligence, Thank Smarts” TITS for Atheism; stop thnkng god 4 your good grades ladies & embrace your brain/rack!
Benny Hinn knows his jams! RT @mitdasein: This one’s for @godlessgirl http://bit.ly/3Xqp2B
Boyfriend is totally mystified by laser backgrounds. Says germans didn’t “do” lasers b/c of the cold war. ^_^ http://tr.im/CmaR
super-sexeh voice: Trace Adkins. Bass, baby!
My food craving today: Döner kebab http://ow.ly/vj1V like the one I had in Frankfurt!
The space heater is cooking my body and my desk chair is the rotisserie spit
Explaining the difference btwn text in a PDF and text in a graphic. You can’t copy text out of a graphic, coworker! *headdesk*
.@VeritasKnight *drooool* yes, that is what my twitter stream is for. leaking bodily functions as a group.
Re-listening to a lot of “Jesus Interrupted” by Bart D. Ehrman. Fabulous book btw!
This is the kind of site I have been looking for! www.supercook.com #food
lol yeah that’d go over well! RT @hubbit: @godlessgirl The church of STFU AND MYOB. :D
ok i came up with something… “I’m doing some examination and thinking on my own for a while” It’s no lie. yay! #atheism #whatchurch
#whatchurch I told her “I don’t regularly attend anywhere these days actually” and she asks “may I ask why?” and now i’m stumped
I feel worse about lying than I do about cheating (at competitive things) #confessionmonday
Just got asked (again) by a coworker what church I go to. #atheism
y’all are hilarious (and helpful) with these answers for my coworker. thanks for ideas. these Q’s are normal in my Christian workplace :)
.@berniesandoval well, i don’t blame them at all. it’s just normal here to be a faithful believer
.@AtheistinWA haha I used to have days when i woke up right before my alarm. i thought an angel woke me….yeah.
wow that Motarola Droid phone is lookin mighty tasty http://ow.ly/vcJm #verizon #wishlist