May 8, 2013

annetdonahue:

The importance of consent: a narrative.

(via stfuconservatives)

May 5, 2013
caitrionascorner:

ayalynn:

lameborghini:

this pen will never know what a bagel tastes like

Go to sleep

I wasn’t going to reblog this but it spoke to me on a personal level


Someone else is high.

caitrionascorner:

ayalynn:

lameborghini:

this pen will never know what a bagel tastes like

Go to sleep

I wasn’t going to reblog this but it spoke to me on a personal level

Someone else is high.

(via videographie)

May 5, 2013

secularwoman:

Crisis Pregnancy Centers, bad for women everywhere.

(via brute-reason)

May 3, 2013
nevver:

Dug out

Don’t mind me. Just gonna worship god in my hole here…

nevver:

Dug out

Don’t mind me. Just gonna worship god in my hole here…

May 3, 2013

thedailywhat:

Dramatic Reading of the Day: If Morgan Freeman Read the Delta Gamma Sorority Letter

Comedian Josh Robert Thompson reads the infamous sorority girl e-mail rant in the voice of Morgan Freeman.

Note: this video contains profane language; viewer discretion is advised.

Wait. Who are these girls?? Because this is hilarious. And pathetic. But mostly hilarious.

May 2, 2013

hubbit:

pleatedjeans:

doghouse diaries

AT LAST. THIS MAKES PERFECT SENSE.

I have seen the light!

April 30, 2013
How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:
*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man: I never filled out an application.
Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Employee:
Man:
Employee:
Man: Fuck you, slut.
April 30, 2013

juicyjacqulyn:

jellobatch:

themyskira:

Hannah Gadsby on rape culture (x)

Real shit

How to make a joke involving rape

mock rape culture (aka bring awareness), NOT the victim

good stuff

(via fatbodypolitics)

April 30, 2013

fatbodypolitics:

come-to-bed:

sirshon:

christmasturbate:

vaginas are so ugly and penises are so ugly too why cant genitals be cute and pretty

image

excuse u penises are adorable

If you guys sent us pictures like this, I would post them without a doubt.

OMG I want someone who will let me play dress up with their dick.

awww, what a pretty phallus

(Source: jesuschristvevo )

6:20pm
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April 30, 2013

peachfaerie:

I am excited to release a rough version of my children’s storybook on trans*gender and gender neutral kids. Since I am cisgender I would much appreciate some feedback to anything I’m doing wrong. I really want to do this right. I want this to be stepping stone book for children and parents to talk about this. 

(via fuckyeahbodypositive)

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